Chinese Tiger -VS- My Dad  

Chinese Tiger:	 Chinese Insurgent
My Dad:		 Racist American 

GO!

CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Tell your dad
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): That when China invades
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): He's the first ot go
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: I just told him >:D
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: y dad says
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: his country couldnt beat a country that communicates in click sounds
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: as in
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: Africa
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Say
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Shut up, capitalist pig-dog
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: sorry your queen died recently
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: he says
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: Herro?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Sorry, can't hear him over the sound of a thousand Chinese nukes
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: thats because you guys detonated them before you hit launch
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: its quiet
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: over here
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I'm here in New York, bish.  Glory to the People's Republic of China and the American Occupied States!
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: oh wow
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: chinatown
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: good job
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): ALL OF AMERICA
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): IS CHINATOWN
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): SUCK ON MY EGGROLL
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: you mean limp chinese noodle
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Yeah, 10 inches of that.
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): SUCK ON IT
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: you arent suppose to measure from the ass crack
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: 10 inches is taller than most your family
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I'm only conforming to American measuring standards. You guys get 7 inches from there
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: chinese add 7 inches to the measured amount i know
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and you add what, 15?
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: 15 yes... 15 women added to the acceptible amount that brings a smiling face... that left yours with a chinese frown
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Silly Americans, always irrelevant.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: (Btw My dads been typing xD)
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): lololololololol
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: irrelevancy is procured most when you remove your panties
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Because American women love to do taht right?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Keep your crabs fresh, man.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: american women dont removing chinese panties no ;( isn
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: isnt fresh crabs a chinese delicacy?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): No, it's not.  You have us confused with those Japanese people.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: you think we get you confused because u all look the same? i can see the slants obviously go different dirrections. we get you confused because ur faces come up to our knees
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Silly white people, can't tell apart Chinese people from Japanese people from Korean people even though the differences are completely obvious.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: (You don't Know who Your messing with Chinese, My dad is the champion of trashtalkers)
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: (Hes pretty good at playing rascist white man)
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Invest in glassess, old man.
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I play the best overzealous Chinese 20-year old racist.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: glasses arent needed telescope is hello down there
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: Ok
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: im taking chat back over
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: My dad said
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Ahh telescopes, Americans looking up tot he skys because their lives are so bad.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: It was fun playing with you
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: My dad said
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: im taking over the chat now
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: He said it was fun playing with u
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Oh sheet.
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Ahh
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: U had a pretty good argument
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Also
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): So goddamn hard to argue
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): While freezing cold
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and playing cp_steel
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: why are you
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: freezing cold?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Landlord
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): is an asshole
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: my dadsays
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: dad said: Did new York cut the power supply to chinatown again?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Tell him
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I live in white people town
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and it scares me
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: you might wanna get a telescope
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: looking up to the sky
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: because of a shitty live
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Which is why Americans live such hellish lives
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Your greedy CEOs
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): work you to death
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: And China wouldn't know anything about extreme labor
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I know right?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Our people
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): live happy
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and free
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): free
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): of corporate greed
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: as long as 50 nike shoes are made a day yes
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): because
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): fuck that shit
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Yes
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): We provide you
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): with Nikes
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Be happy with that
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: do they only allow toddlers to make the nikes?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Yes
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): It's good training
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): to make our youth
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): proud
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and strong
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and happy
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): You American pig-dogs
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): would know nothing about that
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: well on the lighter side they are american shoes they are making so they can steal a pair and have a house
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): The government provides housing and clothing.  Unlike your poor as shit government that can't even afford corn, we can afford anything to keep our population happy.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: america was one of the richest countries until a redneck and a black man attacked... the horrible economy will turn... however if we had 70 people per house like china the economy could be recovered in a day or so
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Oh
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Oh
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): OH
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): You did NOT go there.
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): We TOLERATE our minorities
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Our minorities are proud citizens and proud workers.
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: what angry because you are elbow to elbow in the community pool?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): If you KNEW how to TOLERATE and MANAGE people
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Your economy wouldn't be a piece of horse shit
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): The community pool
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): is government regular bonding
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and therefore
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): we are happy
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and free
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: perhaps it would be better if we didnt allow immigrants to come here and bitch about it? you are a us citizin right? hmmmmmmm
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Quite possibly so, quite possibly not.
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): You wouldn't know, would you?
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): All right, ona  serious note
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Is this panda or his dad?
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: how happy are you living in new york? quite possibly quite possibly not... i could be a 17 year old school girl... that excites slant eyes right?
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: this is pandas dad
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): oh okay
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and anyway
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Quite possibly so
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Quite possibly not
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): You are too simpleminded to understand broadness in philosophy
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): and to understand uncertainties
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): Our youth are trained to understand such things
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: i am only playin with ya I really am not racist i just like to play devils advocate so i am playing one for the durration of this conversation
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): lol, I know
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I'm just playing as well
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): BUT SERIOUSLY
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): I NEED TO TAKE A PISS BREAK RIGHT ABOUT NOW
CHINESE TIGER (???<3): BRB
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: you have no idea how broad my mind is... I have made a philosophy professor tell me i think to much so i would imagine mine is pretty broad
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: ok go empty your rice tank
{VIP} Sexually Handicaped Panda: im giving panda the chat back now